Credits



Here at davidlyles.net, we, always mindful of our indebtedness to -- nay, dependence upon --our loyal staff, feel it incumbent upon us to give due credit where credit is due (and even, insome cases, where it is dubious). Hence, follows, forthwith, without further ado, in noparticular order, a listing of those whose labors make this website possible (if not probable):


Official SpokespersonLou Scannon
(who, ingrate that he is, started moonlighting
in the winter of 2000 at NPR's Car Talk)
Off-the-Record SpokespersonLee King
Off-the-Wall SpokespersonAudrey Marx
(also on the Car Talk roster.)
Creative DirectorPeter d'Out
Personal TrainerTucker d'Out
Chief ScientistJacqueline Hyde
Dr. Hyde's AssistantsRon Amok and Lucinda Wilde
Director of PlanningJerry Riggs
Director of Emergency PlanningJustin Case
Tax AccountantAnnette Laws
Head Parking ValetOtto Parker
Fleet ManagerGaston Reddy
Finance ManagerNicholas Andymus
Morale OfficerMalcolm Tent
VP, CompetitivenessDrew Blood
Gender Issues AdvisorTess Tosterone
Staff LogiciansElla Mentary, Madeira Watson
Staff SycophantsMarv Ellis, Hale Yess, Sheila Gree
Staff PessimistNoah Cant
Staff OptimistIke Cantu
Asst. Morale OfficerWade Agogh
Duty OfficerDarrell Licht
Tour GuideJuan Derdoff
GardenersRay Cleves, Dan deLion, Herb Aside, Perry Winkle
LandscapingLaurel Hedges
Carpet InstallerWalter Wall
ArtistViolet Hughes
Portrait ArtistLindsey Doyle
WardrobeElla Gant, Debra Fitzhugh
HairdresserRay Punzell
Spa ManagerJack Cousey
Theme MusicDore Mifasol, Lottie Doe
Comic ReliefLaurel Ann Hardy
TempPhil Zinn
ComplaintsRay Vaughn
Website Content EditorsVera Goode, Terry Bull
Website ContinuityUpton Ow
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David Lyles , Portland Oregon
Special thanks to: Don Kashoon, Marcy Beaucoup, Gracie Uss