
Credits![]()
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| Official Spokesperson | Lou Scannon |
| (who, ingrate that he is, started moonlighting | |
| in the winter of 2000 at NPR's Car Talk) |
| Off-the-Record Spokesperson | Lee King |
| Off-the-Wall Spokesperson | Audrey Marx |
| (also on the Car Talk roster.) | |
| Creative Director | Peter d'Out |
| Personal Trainer | Tucker d'Out |
| Chief Scientist | Jacqueline Hyde |
| Dr. Hyde's Assistants | Ron Amok and Lucinda Wilde |
| Director of Planning | Jerry Riggs |
| Director of Emergency Planning | Justin Case |
| Tax Accountant | Annette Laws |
| Head Parking Valet | Otto Parker |
| Fleet Manager | Gaston Reddy |
| Finance Manager | Nicholas Andymus |
| Morale Officer | Malcolm Tent |
| VP, Competitiveness | Drew Blood |
| Gender Issues Advisor | Tess Tosterone |
| Staff Logicians | Ella Mentary, Madeira Watson |
| Staff Sycophants | Marv Ellis, Hale Yess, Sheila Gree |
| Staff Pessimist | Noah Cant |
| Staff Optimist | Ike Cantu |
| Asst. Morale Officer | Wade Agogh |
| Duty Officer | Darrell Licht |
| Tour Guide | Juan Derdoff |
| Gardeners | Ray Cleves, Dan deLion, Herb Aside, Perry Winkle |
| Landscaping | Laurel Hedges |
| Carpet Installer | Walter Wall |
| Artist | Violet Hughes |
| Portrait Artist | Lindsey Doyle |
| Wardrobe | Ella Gant, Debra Fitzhugh |
| Hairdresser | Ray Punzell |
| Spa Manager | Jack Cousey |
| Theme Music | Dore Mifasol, Lottie Doe |
| Comic Relief | Laurel Ann Hardy |
| Temp | Phil Zinn |
| Complaints | Ray Vaughn |
| Website Content Editors | Vera Goode, Terry Bull |
| Website Continuity | Upton Ow |
| David Lyles , Portland Oregon Special thanks to: Don Kashoon, Marcy Beaucoup, Gracie Uss |
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